Funny Urdu Poetry

Oye Rok Do Mere JANAZE Ko ZALiMO,
Mujh Mein nayee JAAN Aa Rahi Hai,
PiCHEY Mur k Dekho SAALON,
Bachiyon se bhari MEHRAN Aa rahi hai

ARZ KIYA HAI:
Darakht Hilao to Patte Hilte hain
Wah Wah
Darakht Hilao to Patte Hilte hain
Teri GAND maarun to TATTE Hilte hain…

Funny Urdu Poetry
Nahi Mitt Sakte Dilon Se Muhabbat K Nishaan,
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.
Wazarat-e-Sehat,
Hakumat-e-Pakistan . . . .


Funny Urdu Poetry
Ishq mai barbadi na karwa lena
Apni ammi k arman khak mai na mila dana
Jo paisay unho na sabzi lane k liay deyen hain
Un ka EASYLOAD na dalwa lena


Funny Urdu Poetry
Raat ko pocha mujh se chand sitaro ne,
Tujhe bhula dia tere jigri yaron ne,
Me ne b muskurate hue kaha,
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” Hai-ie-sare
hramday ”

  Pesh khidmat hai
Ab AMJAD Islam Amjad:-
“Tum sai milnay ki Amjad kiya justuju karain,
Tabiyat ziada kharab ho tou doctor se rujoo karain…

Funny Poetry Sms
Pyar ki raasmon ko ye zamana kia jane
dil ka dard dil torne wala kia jane
hoti hai kitni mehnt ek larki phsane main
ye ghar pe bethi uski AMMA kia jane??

Funny Urdu Poetry
Subzi teri ho,Handi meri ho,
Gari meri ho,Petrol tera ho,
Ghalti meri ho,Pitai teri ho,
Hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho k,
Mangeter teri ho,Or shadi meri ho…

Funny Urdu Poetry
Arz kia hai……
Arz kia hai…….
Ham ko tha jis se Mohabat ka dawa
Ham ko jis se tha dosti ka dawa
Wo le gya hamari Manji ka Pawa
Shawa bhai Shawa…!!

Pyar Krne Se Pehle Premium Dia Jata,
Pyar Me Wafa Mili To Theek Warna,
Bewafaon Pe Jo Kharcha Hota,
Uska Claim To Mil Jata:-)

Yun to hai mujh mein boht”DeenDari”
Magar jahan dekhi koi”bachi pyari”
Bus Waheen pe”Aankh de Mari”
Phans gai to hamari,
Warna phir se wohi “DeenDari”.

Dosti Phool se karo
*”,,DOSTI,,”*
Phool se karoge to mehak jaoge..
“SAAWAN”
Se karoge to bheeg jaoge..
“SURAJ”
Se karoge to jal jaoge..
OR
“HUM”
Se karÖge to
Sudhar Jaoge.;-

Mubarkan ho G
Mubarkan
Balle Ballehaye
Shaawa Shaawa
Tak taka Tak
Tak taka tak
dhuz dhuz..
Hala lala
kyo k kal roza nahi he chand raat wish kar raha houn