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Monday, April 30, 2012
Funny sms
When i open my eyes every morning
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! One day Santa s Girlfriend asks him, One day Santa s Girlfriend asks him, When I was born Devil said.. When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! .... Fill in the blank...I m ur .....friend- Fill in the blank...I m ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must... Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly.... Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I don t have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid.... If ur world is spining Round & Round. If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P... Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!! what happend 2 ur mobile? what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later. First the engagement ring, then t First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering Last night I lay in my bed Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof Birdy birdy in the sky dropped Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly! If your a Vegetarian to be nice If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food I'm a killer, i kill people for money I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !! Its been a rough day.I got up this Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom Jesus says to John come forth ill Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster At dis moment in time 10 million people At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on The rain makes all things beautiful The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you? i want u 2 know dat our friendship i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again An independant study has proven An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand! I'm @ the police station I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss girls are like phones. girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
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