Friday, August 31, 2012
Sunday, May 6, 2012
Food Phrases
Food Phrases
1.
As cool as cucumber = Calm and not agitative.
e.g. He never minds of anything, he is as
cool as cucumber.
2. Have your cake
and eat it too = The point is that if you eat your cake right now you won’t
have it to eat later. OR to have advantage of both alternatives.
e.g.
Don’t be extravagant. Because you can’t have your cake and eat it too.
3. Go banana = go crazy or become silly.
e.g. She went banana when her mother woke her up so early.
4. In a pickle = in trouble/ mess
e.g. Sarah has got herself in a pickle.
5. A lemon = something defective/unsatisfactory
e.g. That product turned out be a lemon.
6. As sweet as sugar = good natured person
e.g. She helps everyone. She is as sweet as sugar.
7. Piece of cake = something very easy.
e.g. That task is a piece of cake for me.
8. Take something with a grain of salt = Accepting with
considerable doubt.
e.g. He is deceptive so take his words with a grain of salt.
9. Cut the mustard = Achieve success standards; win.
e.g. Both the opponents are highly competitive. Let’s see
who is going to cut the musard.
10. Apple of one’s eyes = someone who is very cherishing.
e.g. Ali is apple of his lover’s eyes.
11. Sell like hot cakes = the brand which is sold very much
and it is popular.
e.g. Iphones are nowadays sold like hotcakes.
12. Put all one’s eggs in one basket = To risk everything at
once.
e.g. A good businessman never puts all his eggs in one
basket.
English: Communicating with Animals..BBA 2nd
Communicating with Animals
1. As busy as a bee.
2. As blind as a bat.
3. As hungry as a bear.
4. As free as a bird.
5. As sick as a dog.
6. As smart/cunning as a fox.
7. As innocent as a lamb.
8. As happy as a lark.
9. As quiet as a mouse.
10.
As
stubborn as a mule.
11. As
wise as an owl.
12. As
strong as an ox.
13.
As
proud as a peacock.
14.
As
brave as a lion.
15.
As
sharp minded as an elephant.
16. As
idiot as a donkey.
Monday, April 30, 2012
Funny sms
When i open my eyes every morning
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!  One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, One day Santa s Girlfriend asks him, When I was born Devil said.. When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! .... Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- Fill in the blank...I m ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must... Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly.... Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I don t have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid.... If ur world is spining Round & Round. If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P... Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year,Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!! what happend 2 ur mobile? what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later. First the engagement ring, then tFirst the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering Last night I lay in my bed Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof Birdy birdy in the sky dropped Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly! If your a Vegetarian to be niceIf your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food I'm a killer, i kill people for moneyI'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !! Its been a rough day.I got up thisIts been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom Jesus says to John come forth ill Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster At dis moment in time 10 million peopleAt dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on The rain makes all things beautifulThe rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you? i want u 2 know dat our friendshipi want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again An independant study has provenAn independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand! I'm @ the police station I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss girls are like phones.girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
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